Not that movie. No, I’m talking about this roll of toilet paper. This is the end (of a toilet paper roll):
Exhibit A
Not this:
Exhibit B
You might look at Exhibit A and think that because there is still some paper left on the roll, that it isn’t over, the roll is not done giving. But you would be wrong. That lonely white square is waving in surrender because that roll is done-zo.
But every now and then some little rascal* will try to get away with leaving you an Exhibit A. They delude themselves into thinking that this isn’t utterly useless. “What, I didn’t leave you with nothing, there was still some on there!” Oh really? What is it that you would have me do with this ‘something?’
Is Everyone an Idiot but Me? 