Try as I might, I just can’t get a handle on the point of No Pants Day. But thanks to this collection of photos from TotallyCoolPix.com, and my powers of deduction, I have come up with nine potential reasons to participate.
1. Give old men something to look at.
“Honey, can you get out of my way, I’m trying to get a picture of this girl’s butt.”
2. Get attention while acting like you are oblivious to the attention, when really you are loving the attention.
“Tra-la-la. Just another day at the office. Let me just make some notes, check the time, have I forgotten anything? Nope, all good here.”
3. Get a whole row of seats to yourself on the subway.
4. Make people that much more uncomfortable when packed ass-to-groin in a train car.
“Scoot on back, lady, there’s plenty of room over here!”
5. Reinforce the disdain people have for millennials.
You just know this lady is shaking her head thinking, “This bitch.”
6. Get blatantly, unabashedly, point-blank, downright, straight-up ogled.
7. Have an image of your ass captured and stored for all eternity by countless strangers.
“I will sleep soundly tonight knowing all these men have a picture of me in my underwear.”
8. Scar a child for life.
“Oh the humanity!”
9. Show off the goods to attract potential mates.
She is not impressed.
But she is.