Try as I might, I just can’t get a handle on the point of No Pants Day. But thanks to this collection of photos from TotallyCoolPix.com, and my powers of deduction, I have come up with nine potential reasons to participate.
1. Give old men something to look at.
2. Get attention while acting like you are oblivious to the attention, when really you are loving the attention.
3. Get a whole row of seats to yourself on the subway.
4. Make people that much more uncomfortable when packed ass-to-groin in a train car.
5. Reinforce the disdain people have for millennials.
6. Get blatantly, unabashedly, point-blank, downright, straight-up ogled.
7. Have an image of your ass captured and stored for all eternity by countless strangers.
8. Scar a child for life.
9. Show off the goods to attract potential mates.
She is not impressed.
But she is.